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Petersburg saying they were shooting a PG-13-style TV movie-a fact alone that bespeaks of the genius involved) and a terrific sense of humor about the whole thing. Petersburg, Florida, thanks to the producers lying to the entire city of St. Not being a porn aficionado, the landmarks, so to speak, arenвЂ™t going to help me either.Д«ut вЂњPiratesвЂќ has beautiful photography and lighting, elegant sets (some of the movie was filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. I lost track who James actually played, for instance, and canвЂ™t for the life of me remember which character вЂњJulesвЂќ was, so the IMDB is no help to me there. ItвЂ™s practically convoluted, and with so many ladies with identical physical attributes (most of the leading actresses seem like they were spit out of the same factory), itвЂ™s hard to keep the main players straight. If they yearned sincerely for this, or just to appease their girlfriends, вЂњPiratesвЂќ is that fabled film. And like every great pirate movie, it features sword fights (both literal and euphemistic), broadside gunship battles (make an innuendo out of that one, I dare you!) and a huge army of reanimated skeletons (recreating HarryhausenвЂ™s famed вЂњJason and the ArgonautsвЂќ climax in a way the master animator never envisioned, at least not in context, with lady pirates battling the bones with their breasts popping out!).ДЇor as long as pornographic movies have existed, people have yearned for the fabled вЂњporn with a plotвЂќ. ThereвЂ™s also some stuff in there about a kidnapped fiancГ©e and some lusty lady pirate queens. Hot on his trail (that phrase came out dirtier than originally planned) is famed pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds (a spot-on performance by Evan Stone). Victor Stagnetti, proud owner of the worst pirate name in history. The man out to retrieve that artifact: Capt. вЂњPiratesвЂќ is a story about pirates and pirate hunters, and the search for some mystical artifact that will give its bearer great power. The uncut movie was so successful that the producers decided to cut the hardcore scenes out and see if they could make a sexy вЂњR-RatedвЂќ version for the masses. The most comprehensive and ambitious adult production to date, вЂњPiratesвЂќ is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries.вЂќ For everyoneвЂ™s edification, I will mention that it also marks Jesse JaneвЂ™s first girl-girl scene.

What is the world coming to? вЂњPiratesвЂќ-вЂњA Joone FilmвЂќ (and IвЂ™m assuming thatвЂ™s good) was the winner of countless AVN awards in 2005 and, according to its official website at вЂњвЂќPiratesвЂќ is a co-production between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. ItвЂ™s sad that my most pleasant surprise, movie-wise, came from an epic porn film re-edited for mass-market consumption.

Pirates 2005 movie online uncut